If you know, you know.
Michael Holder is the parody figurine every Bitcoin maximalist deserves — a bold, bull-riding, suit-wearing tribute to the man who famously turned corporate cash into digital property and told the world: HODL forever.

This expertly 3D printed desk collectible features articulated heads on both Holder and the bull — because maxis don’t stay static. Pose him mid-charge, mid-podcast, or mid-eye-roll at fiat.

Printed by 3DCENTRAL SOLUTIONS in Quebec, Canada, this satirical figure is equal parts hilarious and inspirational — ideal for dev setups, trading stations, YouTube backdrops, or Bitcoin shrine shelves.

Key Features:

• Bitcoin Bull Parody Figurine – A satirical take on the crypto legend we all know and tweet about

• Articulated Heads – Both figure and bull rotate for custom poses and maximum meme output

• Corporate HODL Energy – Suited up and laser-focused like a true BTC evangelist

• Perfect Maxi Gift – For yourself, your Bitcoin friend, or your favorite podcaster

• 3D Printed in Canada – Printed with precision by 3DCENTRAL SOLUTIONS in Quebec

⚠️ WARNING: Choking Hazard – Small parts. Not suitable for children under 15 years. This product is not intended as a toy for young children.