Walk into any Bitcoin conference, scroll through any crypto-themed online store, and you will see the same thing: generic t-shirts with laser eyes, mass-produced mugs stamped with the Bitcoin logo, and keychains that scream “I bought this at a dropshipping store.” Most of it is manufactured overseas by companies that have never touched a mining rig, never debugged a hashboard, and never felt the warmth of an ASIC heating a Canadian winter workshop. They slap a Bitcoin logo on commodity products and call it “merch.”
We have a problem with that. Not because selling Bitcoin merchandise is wrong — it is one of the best ways to fly the orange flag and signal to fellow Bitcoiners — but because the bar has been set pathetically low. Bitcoin is the most significant technological innovation of the 21st century. It deserves better than print-on-demand hoodies from a Shenzhen fulfillment center.
At D-Central Technologies, we have been Bitcoin Mining Hackers since 2016. We repair ASICs, build open-source miners, manufacture Bitaxe accessories, and convert industrial machines into Bitcoin space heaters. Mining is what we do every single day from our facility in Laval, Quebec. So when we decided to create Bitcoin merchandise, we did not fire up a Printful account. We fired up our 3D printers.
Why D-Central’s Bitcoin Merchandise is Different
Made by Actual Bitcoin Miners, Not Dropshippers
This is the fundamental difference. Every piece of Bitcoin merchandise in our collectibles collection comes from a team that lives and breathes Bitcoin mining. We are not a generic print-on-demand store that pivoted from selling phone cases. We have been in the trenches of Bitcoin mining for nearly a decade — repairing thousands of ASICs, pioneering open-source mining solutions, and building the tools that home miners actually need.
That means our designs are not surface-level references. When we create a Bitcoin Charging Bull painting, the concept comes from people who have watched bull markets from behind their mining rigs. When we sculpt a Honeybadger figurine, it is because “Honeybadger don’t care” is a battle cry we actually live by — running miners through power outages, difficulty adjustments, and bear markets alike.
3D Printed in Canada — Laval, Quebec
Every collectible, figurine, painting, and accessory is 3D printed at our facility in Laval, Quebec. This is not some distant factory you will never see. This is the same workshop where we repair ASIC miners, assemble Bitaxe units, and test new mining configurations. The 3D printers run alongside the mining rigs. The same hands that solder hashboards and flash firmware also design and produce our merchandise.
Manufacturing in Canada means we control every aspect of quality. No container ships. No mystery materials. No six-week shipping times. When you order a piece from our collection, it is printed, inspected, and shipped from the same facility where we do everything else. And yes, we accept Bitcoin.
Original Designs You Cannot Find Anywhere Else
This is where things get interesting. Because we design and manufacture in-house, we can create products that simply do not exist elsewhere. Try finding a Bitcoin Chess Set with Lightning Queens, Satoshi Bishops, and Miner Rooks at any other store. Try finding a series of seven distinct Honeybadger figurines, each representing a different facet of Bitcoin culture. Try finding layered 3D filament paintings with real physical depth that you can hang on your wall. You will not find them, because we designed them from scratch.
Our catalog of over 140 merchandise items represents years of experimentation with 3D printing techniques, materials, and designs. Every item tells a story rooted in the culture we are part of — from cypherpunk references to mining memes to the defiant spirit of financial sovereignty.
The 3D Printing Advantage: How We Build What Others Cannot
3D printing is not just our manufacturing method — it is our competitive moat. Traditional merchandise production requires minimum order quantities, mold tooling, and long lead times. That means most merch companies are limited to flat designs on standard products. We face none of those constraints.
With multi-filament 3D printing, we create objects with real three-dimensional complexity. Our 3D Filament Paintings are not flat prints on canvas — they are layered compositions built up from multiple colors of PLA filament, giving them genuine physical depth you can see from across the room and feel with your fingers. The Bitcoin logo pops out of the frame. The bull charges forward. The colors shift as you change your viewing angle.
For figurines, 3D printing enables articulated joints, intricate details, and small production runs of variant designs. We can create a Samurai Honeybadger one week and an Astronaut Honeybadger the next, without retooling a factory line. This flexibility lets us respond to the culture in real time — when a meme hits, when a milestone block is mined, when the community creates something worth immortalizing in PLA.
And because we also 3D print functional mining accessories — ASIC shrouds, fan adapters, rack mounts, Bitaxe stands — we are constantly pushing the boundaries of what our printers can do. That R&D feeds directly into our collectibles. Better print quality on a Bitaxe heatsink means better print quality on a Bitcoin Chess Set.
The Collection: Products You Will Not Find Anywhere Else
Let us walk through some of our flagship collectibles — the pieces that define what Bitcoin merchandise should look like.
Bitcoin Chess Set — Bulls vs Bears
The Bitcoin Chess Set is one of our most ambitious creations. This is a fully playable chess set where the eternal battle between bulls and bears plays out on a miniature board. The pieces are not generic shapes with logos stuck on — each one is a custom-designed character from the Bitcoin universe. Lightning Queens dominate the board. Satoshi Bishops guard the flanks. Miner Rooks hold the corners. Every piece is 3D printed with attention to detail that mass production simply cannot achieve.
This is the kind of gift that sits on a Bitcoiner’s desk for years. It is functional, beautiful, and deeply rooted in the culture.
Bitcoin Honeybadger Figurine Series — 7 Variants
The Honeybadger has been a Bitcoin mascot since the early days — fierce, fearless, and completely indifferent to what the mainstream thinks. We took that spirit and built an entire figurine collection around it. Seven distinct variants, each one a character in its own right:
- Samurai Honeybadger — the disciplined warrior of sound money
- Astronaut Honeybadger — because we are going to the moon
- Miner Honeybadger — our personal favorite, naturally
- Guy Fawkes Honeybadger — the cypherpunk rebel
- Lightning Network Honeybadger — fast, cheap, unstoppable
- Santa Honeybadger — the ultimate stocking stuffer for Bitcoiners
- Snowman Honeybadger — because we are Canadian, and winter is part of who we are
Collect one. Collect them all. Each one is printed, assembled, and finished by hand in our Laval facility.
3D Filament Paintings — Real Art, Real Depth
Our 3D Filament Paintings are unlike anything else in the Bitcoin merchandise space. These are not prints. They are not stickers on a board. They are multi-layered compositions built from colored PLA filament, creating genuine three-dimensional art that hangs on your wall.
The collection spans over 16 original designs, including:
- Bitcoin Charging Bull — the iconic Wall Street symbol, reimagined for the Bitcoin era
- The Bitcoin Moon — our mission statement in filament
- Bitcoin Pizza — a tribute to the 10,000 BTC pizza transaction that started it all
- Rick’s Bitcoin Awakening — for the pop-culture crossover crowd
- Sons of Bitcoin — gritty, edgy, unapologetic
- Canadian Bitcoin Truckers of Liberty — a piece of Canadian history immortalized in PLA
- Bitaxe Block 853742 — celebrating a historic solo-mined block
Each painting is framed, wall-mountable, and ready to display. The layered filament technique gives these pieces a depth and texture that photographs barely capture. You have to see them in person to fully appreciate the craftsmanship.
Bitcoin LED Sign
The Bitcoin LED Sign is a 3D-printed illuminated Bitcoin logo powered by a 5-meter LED strip. It is designed for home offices, mining rooms, workshops, and anywhere you want to make a statement. The combination of our 3D-printed housing and LED backlighting creates a clean, professional glow that beats any cheap neon knockoff.
Dorian Nakamoto Statue
The Dorian Nakamoto Statue is a tribute to one of Bitcoin’s most beloved memes. When Newsweek misidentified Dorian Nakamoto as Satoshi in 2014, the community rallied around him, and his image became an icon of the absurdity of trying to unmask Bitcoin’s creator. Our statue captures that moment in detailed 3D-printed PLA — a conversation piece that every OG Bitcoiner will recognize instantly.
Functional Bitcoin Accessories
Beyond the collectibles, we make functional items that bring Bitcoin into your daily life. The Bitcoin Cookie Cutter Set is PLA food-safe and perfect for orange-pilling at dinner parties. The Bitcoin HODL The Door Stopper is exactly what it sounds like — functional and funny. The Bitcoin Honeycomb Phone Stand keeps your device upright while you check the mempool. Even our Bitcoin Bookmarks come in a set of three featuring Bitcoin, Sats, and Lightning Network designs.
From Mining Rigs to Merch: Why Mining Expertise Matters
There is a reason our merchandise feels different from what you find at generic crypto stores, and it is not just the 3D printing. It is the fact that the people designing these products are the same people who have spent nearly a decade inside the Bitcoin mining ecosystem.
We understand the culture because we live it. We know why the Charging Bull matters to Bitcoiners — not because we read about it, but because we have built mining operations through multiple market cycles. We know why Block 853742 deserves its own painting — because Bitaxe solo mining a block is one of the most improbable and beautiful things in the Bitcoin ecosystem, and we were there as pioneers of the Bitaxe movement from the beginning.
Our mining background also means we have the technical infrastructure to manufacture at scale. The same 3D printing fleet that produces ASIC cooling shrouds, duct adapters, and Bitaxe enclosures also produces our figurines and art pieces. We are not running a hobby printer in a garage. We operate an industrial 3D printing operation that exists primarily to support Bitcoin mining — and the merchandise is a natural extension of that capability.
This is why you will find products in our catalog that no other store carries. We are not browsing Alibaba for products to resell. We are designing and manufacturing from zero, informed by years of hands-on Bitcoin mining experience.
The “Every Hash Counts” Philosophy — Even in Merchandise
At D-Central, everything we do ties back to a simple belief: decentralization matters, and every contribution counts. In mining, we say “every hash counts” — whether you are running a massive industrial farm or a single Bitaxe on your desk. Every hash strengthens the network. Every miner makes Bitcoin more resilient.
We bring that same philosophy to our merchandise. Every Bitcoin sign on a wall, every Honeybadger on a desk, every Chess Set at a family gathering is a conversation starter. It is a way to normalize Bitcoin in everyday life. It is an orange pill delivered through art and craftsmanship rather than through a Twitter thread.
When someone visits your home office and sees a layered 3D painting of the Bitcoin Charging Bull, they ask about it. That question leads to a conversation. That conversation plants a seed. This is grassroots adoption at its most literal — putting Bitcoin into physical spaces where it becomes part of the furniture, part of the culture, part of reality.
And because we manufacture in Canada, buying from us supports a local Bitcoin business rather than feeding the same overseas supply chains that the rest of the crypto merch industry relies on. It is decentralization applied to commerce itself.
Beyond the Merch: The Full D-Central Ecosystem
Our merchandise is one piece of a much larger picture. D-Central Technologies is a full-service Bitcoin mining company. If our collectibles brought you here, stick around — there is a lot more to discover:
- Bitaxe Hub — The definitive guide to open-source Bitcoin mining. Every model, every accessory, every setup guide.
- Bitcoin Space Heaters — Turn your ASIC miner into a home heating system. Mine Bitcoin and heat your house at the same time.
- ASIC Repair Services — Professional hashboard repair and diagnostics for all major ASIC manufacturers, with 38+ model-specific service pages.
- Full Collectibles Catalog — Browse our complete collection of 140+ Bitcoin-themed collectibles, art, and accessories.
Frequently Asked Questions
What materials do you use for your 3D printed Bitcoin merchandise?
We primarily use PLA (Polylactic Acid) and PETG filament. PLA is a plant-based thermoplastic that produces vibrant colors and fine detail — ideal for figurines, paintings, and decorative pieces. PETG is used for items requiring additional durability and heat resistance. For food-contact items like our Bitcoin Cookie Cutters, we use food-safe PLA. All materials are chosen for quality and longevity.
Where are your products manufactured?
Everything is designed and 3D printed at our facility in Laval, Quebec, Canada. This is the same workshop where we repair ASIC miners, assemble Bitaxe units, and build Bitcoin space heaters. We do not outsource manufacturing or use overseas fulfillment centers.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes. We ship worldwide from Canada. Domestic Canadian orders typically arrive within 5-10 business days. US orders usually take 7-14 business days. International shipping times vary by destination. All orders include tracking.
Can you create custom Bitcoin merchandise or bulk orders?
Absolutely. Because we design and manufacture in-house, we can produce custom pieces, branded items for Bitcoin meetups or conferences, and bulk orders for businesses. Contact us with your requirements and we will put together a quote.
What makes your 3D Filament Paintings different from regular prints?
Our 3D Filament Paintings are not printed on paper or canvas. They are constructed from multiple layers of colored PLA filament, building up genuine physical depth. The result is a piece of wall art with real three-dimensional texture that changes appearance as you view it from different angles. Each painting is framed and ready to hang.
Do you accept Bitcoin as payment?
Of course. We are a Bitcoin mining company — accepting Bitcoin is non-negotiable. You can pay with Bitcoin (on-chain), Lightning Network, or traditional payment methods through our WooCommerce checkout.
Are the figurines hand-painted or printed in color?
Our figurines are printed using multi-color filament techniques. Some pieces may receive additional hand-finishing for detail work. The result is vibrant, durable color that will not fade or chip like paint. Each piece is inspected before shipping to ensure quality.
What is the Honeybadger figurine series?
The Bitcoin Honeybadger figurine series is a collection of seven distinct figurines, each depicting the iconic Bitcoin Honeybadger in a different character role: Samurai, Astronaut, Miner, Guy Fawkes, Lightning Network, Santa, and Snowman. The Honeybadger is a long-standing Bitcoin mascot symbolizing the network’s resilience and indifference to FUD. Each variant is 3D printed in Canada and designed by our team.
Bitcoin merchandise should be as revolutionary as Bitcoin itself. Not mass-produced commodity products with a logo slapped on, but original creations made by people who actually understand and live the culture. That is what we build at D-Central Technologies — from our collectibles catalog to our Bitaxe miners to our repair services. Everything we do, we do with conviction. Every hash counts. Every piece counts.
Browse the full Bitcoin merchandise collection or get in touch for custom orders and bulk pricing.